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lauren. loz. 23. esfp. media arts graduate. aspiring novelist but mostly i just sit at home watching netflix and answering emails from bdsm ehtusiasts in thailand. new york, new york. love freeski, bmx, perving on people.

"an exciting, slightly terrifying, darkly sexy romp into the inner workings of a morally reprehensible mind."
-the washington post.

When men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy.

Lindy West  (via jolinxo)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

If you come and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

Not me (via santanico-pandemonium)

glameows:

tfw = that fedora when

wtf = what the fedora

fml = fedora m’lady

stfu = shut the fedora up

misstinyterror:

Fucking love him

itsdemonssammy:

i see u lil punk ass bitch

itsdemonssammy:

i see u lil punk ass bitch

sillyenfp:

The NF cluster: INFP, INFJ, ENFP, ENFJ.
Abstract thinkers who approach situations in a cooperative mode.

sillyenfp:

The NF cluster: INFP, INFJ, ENFP, ENFJ.

Abstract thinkers who approach situations in a cooperative mode.

avatarjason:

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE